I am not one to normally post something off topic on this website, but today i read an e-mail and i actually laughed out loud, which is something i rarley do on my own. Anyway the e-mail follows.
Dear David,
Our records indicate that you account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm
payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding
Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead.
I value the drawing at $233.95. so I trust that this settles the matter
Dear David,
Thank you for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding
Dear Jane,
Can I please have my drawing of a spider back then please
Dear David,
You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?
Dear Jane,
Yes please.
Dear David,
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Dear Jane,
Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has Seven Legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it
Dear David,
Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th.
David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95. Please make this payment as soon as possible.
Dear Jane,
Thank you for contacting me. I am currently away on leave, travelling through time and will be returning last week.
Dear Jane,
Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb omission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will being he matter to a conclusion.
Dear David,
As I have stated we do not accept drawing in lei of money for accounts outstanding. We accept Cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.
Dear Jane,
I understand and will defiantly make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.
Dear David,
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